Three retired men, each with hearing loss but too vain to wear a hearing aid, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'
And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
Wednesday, 14 January 2009
Watever You Give a Woman, She Will Make Greater
Quote Of The Week
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Thursday, 8 January 2009
All Toys & Games VAT-free From 8 January
All toys and games will be on offer VAT-FREE from 8 January to 22 January 2009 at thetoyshop.com which is The Entertainer online. The Entertainer is the largest independent retailer of toys in the UK, with over 25 years offline and 8 years online experience.
Micro Scalextric Street Mayhem - Was £59.99 Then £29.99 You Pay £26.09
Video Creation Station - Was £99.99 Then £19.99 You Pay £17.39
Speed Stacks Glow In The Dark - Was £29.99 Then £14.99 You Pay £13.04
Please note From 8 January 9am until 22nd January, the price customers pay is the price of the item before VAT was added. It is not the current item price minus 15%. The VAT Free discount actually equates to 13% of the current value. All prices on TheToyShop.com show this 13% reduction, so to qualify for the discount customers need to browse and purchase as normal. This promotion excludes Nintendo products.
Micro Scalextric Street Mayhem - Was £59.99 Then £29.99 You Pay £26.09
Video Creation Station - Was £99.99 Then £19.99 You Pay £17.39
Speed Stacks Glow In The Dark - Was £29.99 Then £14.99 You Pay £13.04
Please note From 8 January 9am until 22nd January, the price customers pay is the price of the item before VAT was added. It is not the current item price minus 15%. The VAT Free discount actually equates to 13% of the current value. All prices on TheToyShop.com show this 13% reduction, so to qualify for the discount customers need to browse and purchase as normal. This promotion excludes Nintendo products.
10 Essentials for Success
Publisher and Editorial Director of SUCCESS magazine, Darren Hardy, offers the following advice on how to make 2009 your best year ever:
1. Decide to be Successful – Success is not a dream, hope or fantasy; it is a decision. Make the decision to change, improve and act on your ambitions.
2. Design your Best Year Yet – As an architect would design a skyscraper, write out the goals, plans and actions it will take to achieve the life you want to live.
3. Identify Your Passion - What are your unique interests, talents and gifts? Passion attracts success. Find what you love to do - you will never “work” again.
4. Program Yourself for Success – You will see, perceive, expect and create what you think about. To program your mind for success – read watch and listen to materials that will support your success.
5. Surround Yourself with Success - You are the combined average of the five people you hang around the most. Surround yourself with healthy, success-minded achievers.
6. Model Success - The best way to learn to be successful at anything is to find someone who is where you want to be and model their success habits.
7. Master the Fundamentals – Don’t complicate it. About a half a dozen things make up 90%+ of what it takes to be successful at anything. Keep it simple.
8. Get Fit - The mind cannot achieve what the body cannot perform. Your family, friends and career and future depend on your good health. Make it priority No. 1.
9. Remember What’s Important – At the end of the journey what will have mattered most will be your relationships – the people you love and those that love you. Make sure they are on your goal list.
10. Make a Difference – What do you want your life’s legacy to be? You have the power to make a positive difference – to a single person, a neighborhood, a community, a nation, the world. Realize that power in 2009.
1. Decide to be Successful – Success is not a dream, hope or fantasy; it is a decision. Make the decision to change, improve and act on your ambitions.
2. Design your Best Year Yet – As an architect would design a skyscraper, write out the goals, plans and actions it will take to achieve the life you want to live.
3. Identify Your Passion - What are your unique interests, talents and gifts? Passion attracts success. Find what you love to do - you will never “work” again.
4. Program Yourself for Success – You will see, perceive, expect and create what you think about. To program your mind for success – read watch and listen to materials that will support your success.
5. Surround Yourself with Success - You are the combined average of the five people you hang around the most. Surround yourself with healthy, success-minded achievers.
6. Model Success - The best way to learn to be successful at anything is to find someone who is where you want to be and model their success habits.
7. Master the Fundamentals – Don’t complicate it. About a half a dozen things make up 90%+ of what it takes to be successful at anything. Keep it simple.
8. Get Fit - The mind cannot achieve what the body cannot perform. Your family, friends and career and future depend on your good health. Make it priority No. 1.
9. Remember What’s Important – At the end of the journey what will have mattered most will be your relationships – the people you love and those that love you. Make sure they are on your goal list.
10. Make a Difference – What do you want your life’s legacy to be? You have the power to make a positive difference – to a single person, a neighborhood, a community, a nation, the world. Realize that power in 2009.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009
Spa Breaks 10% Discount in January
Sorry, I don't know how to make the cartoon bigger. The caption says,
"It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi."
If you like your spa jacuzzi to be more luxurious, send this link to someone who loves you:
http://asj-eurotravel.blogspot.com/2009/01/spa-breaks-to-forget-cold-january.html
Friday, 2 January 2009
London Welcomes 2009 with Fireworks
In case you missed the London 2009 fireworks this new year, watch this video:
Last year I took my two sons to London to see the fireworks and the crowd was so huge that we saw nothing so this year we chose to stay at home in the warm and watch BBC1.
Last year I took my two sons to London to see the fireworks and the crowd was so huge that we saw nothing so this year we chose to stay at home in the warm and watch BBC1.
Alcohol Makes You Lean
It’s not bad for you……………………………….
Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN ....
.... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN ....
.... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
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